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nicevagina: this was the cutest episode ever

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:52:33 -0700

nicevagina:

this was the cutest episode ever

I feel you Carlton, I always thought those kids were such...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:51:43 -0700

I feel you Carlton, I always thought those kids were such bullies

When my skinny friend says she's feeling fat

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:50:57 -0700

whatshouldwecallme:

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Sun, 19 May 2013 21:50:44 -0700

Marion Cotillard at Cannes on the 17th of May 2013. She makes...

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:49:57 -0700

Marion Cotillard at Cannes on the 17th of May 2013.

She makes high-low dresses look good in mine eyeballs

new-ways-to-complain: conservativegirlonpolitics: That was the...

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:53:21 -0700

new-ways-to-complain:

conservativegirlonpolitics:

That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck

And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.

jim & pam 4 ever

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:47:16 -0700

jim & pam 4 ever

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Sun, 12 May 2013 21:46:34 -0700

tastefullyoffensive: Just stop.

Sun, 12 May 2013 21:46:24 -0700

tastefullyoffensive:

Just stop.

stupidfuckingquestions: Amy Poehler fangirling over Miguel!...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 18:48:48 -0700

stupidfuckingquestions:

Amy Poehler fangirling over Miguel! (x)

I would’ve done the same too, Amy :)

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Sat, 20 Apr 2013 02:37:01 -0700

Dove hired a forensic artist to draw how women see themselves...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 19:02:25 -0700

Dove hired a forensic artist to draw how women see themselves versus how others see them - the results are moving.

The first thing I say to my boyfriend when he comes over

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 20:35:31 -0700

whatshouldwecallme:

they might as well be talking about me

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 21:34:47 -0700

they might as well be talking about me

"Get stuck. Stay in one place your whole life. Always order vanilla even though the menu is four..."

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 22:35:47 -0700

“Get stuck. Stay in one place your whole life. Always order vanilla even though the menu is four pages long. Become the type of person who sends back lattes. Save up your money for a plasma TV instead of a plane ticket. Talk a lot about things you know nothing about. Have an affair with someone you don’t even find attractive. Refuse to forget your ex. Make it impossible for yourself to do anything without remembering that you used to do it with them. Hug your knees under the sheets and think about how safe you felt when they held you at night. Remind yourself daily of how empty you feel. Find new ways to make yourself sad. Get drunk all the time. Consider no Saturday night, national holiday or extended happy hour complete without a vodka-induced breakdown. Graduate college but keep drinking like you’re still in it. Notice that cheap beer tastes watery and stale when you drink it alone but drink it anyway. Look at old Facebook photos wasted and wonder where everyone went. Never drink. Never do anything that could potentially be “bad” for you. Treat your body like the temple it is and say no to carbs, yes to wheatgrass, go to bed at ten sharp and turn down cake on your birthday. Take fifteen different dietary supplements. Monitor carefully. Succumb to nothing. Miss out on everything. Compare yourself constantly, to everyone. Allow the standards of image-obsessed, age-obsessed culture to make you feel decrepit at 25. Scroll through skinny girls on Tumblr feeling wistful and inadequate. Pull at the skin on your hipbones, stomach, and underarms in the mirror. Sigh a lot. Sigh all the time. Don’t fall in love with anyone or anything. Put an impenetrable wall between yourself and other people. Add a fire-breathing dragon and eight yards of barbed wire. Be suspicious of everyone’s motives. Hold grudges long after you’ve forgotten what for. Fall in love with everyone and everything. Run after the next best thing like it’s a bus you’re perpetually late for. Throw your heart into every other stranger’s hands and be genuinely surprised to be hurt. Refuse to learn. Refuse to ever learn.”

- Glass Butterfly: How To Ruin Your Life (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

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Fri, 22 Mar 2013 22:34:39 -0700

thedailywhat: White House Petition of the Day: Make Legislators...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:48:52 -0700

thedailywhat:

White House Petition of the Day: Make Legislators Wear Logos of Corporate Backers

The latest brilliant idea to come out of We The People website is this petition suggesting that lawmakers should be required to be more transparent about their financial backers by wearing logos of their corporate “sponsors,” just like the NASCAR drivers do. As of Thursday evening, it has accrued more than 9,000 of the 100,000 signatures it needs to be formally addressed by the White House. GOOD magazine previously explored this idea with photoshopped mockups of New York Senator Charles Schumer and Florida Senator Marco Rubio donning logo patches of their contributors on their suits.

Hat tip goes to Dangerous Minds.

"I am a series of small victories and large defeats and I am as amazed as any other that I have..."

Sun, 17 Mar 2013 21:58:52 -0700

“I am
a series of
small victories
and large defeats
and I am as
amazed
as any other
that
I have gotten
from there to
here”

- Charles Bukowski (via goldentulips)

You’re my muse, you’re my silly gooseand every day...

Fri, 15 Mar 2013 12:22:00 -0700

You’re my muse, you’re my silly goose
and every day is a dreamy day of daydreaming of you.
You’re my one, you’re my honey bun
and every day is a dreamy day of daydreaming of you.

I can dream of you without snoring and I’m lucky that that’s true because
everyone would know that I found them boring simply because they’re not you
All I want to do is lay in the daisies and daydream of
you know who I’m referring to…you.

You’re my love, you’re my star above
and every day is a dreamy day of daydreaming of you.

When I think I have to sneeze but then I don't

Sat, 02 Mar 2013 16:09:57 -0800

whatshouldwecallme: