dear abe,
thank you for your bravery and perseverance. despite your marfan syndrome, depression due to the death of your sons, and your “homely” appearance, you kept a strong face during the nation’s most unsteady time in its history. i don’t think America would be quite as United if it weren’t for you, and you deserve all the praise in the world. thanks for your consistent virtue throughout your presidency and shuttin up your opponents with your speeches. you da best :)

“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.”